I'm Vince McMahon, dammit, let's hear it!
Anything can happen in the WWF.
It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!
I don't know what drives me, I don't have a clue, but I'm driven more today than I ever have been.
In Europe we could do it, if we fly as soon as the event is over.
The Rock will always come back to us.
The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.
What's good in the hood?
We are Hollywood. We're entertainment, and that's what the World Wrestling Federation is all about.
We're going to be treated very poorly, I think that goes with the territory, and you have to get over it, get beyond it and know who you are among your peers and especially among your family when you look in the mirror.
One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot of times it is inaccurate.
But because our organization has grown so much and in so many different ways, the delegation process places responsibility and authority on the shoulders of people you can watch grow and watch the way they treat others.
I'm a guy who gets more out of life than some people - more out of one big breath of fresh air than most people get from breathing in and out for a lifetime.
I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.
The biggest thrill in the world is entertaining the public, there is no bigger thrill than that.
Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise.
So, I get a kick out of working with the media.
That's Right! I Own the WCW!
I'm a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate.
I'm not too good at lying still in the sun.
We do have our finger on the pulse of the marketplace, if for no other reasons than having all these live events and listening to our audience all the time.
I do think the standards of the media have dropped to an all-time low in terms of credibility.
If Stone Cold was to become champion, as of now, that would be a public-relations corporate nightmare.
I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.
We love our fans, so there's nothing we wouldn't do for them, and we go directly to t hem.
I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it.
I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.
Better than that orange crap you wear!
I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.
If I like you, I'm going to tell you. I'm a hugger, even with men: I'm just very deep.
I'm your genetic jackhammer!
Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult.
If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.
From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.
I got balls the size of grapefruits!
I think that the Internet - and I do love the free flow of ideas on the 'Net - is like the wild west of the information world.
If you stop building stars, which we never do, you wouldn't be in business.
That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.
The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels.
Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!
The key, of course, is to stay away from the losing years.
I would dare say that most anyone in public life, if they stay in public long enough, is not treated fairly.
I guess maybe another gift I have is a great work ethic.
The standards are being lowered, not just on the Internet, but in all of news and media.
You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.
Regardless of how well a studio is run, it's only as good as the product it produces.
I don't mind paying people more for something if we're getting more. But just to change a deal because you're greedy and you want more? No. I'm not gonna go along with that.
I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!
I have to do something with my mind, or I'll get in trouble.
I understand the common man because I understand me in that regard at least.
That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!
Shawn Michaels - the greatest WWE champion of all time!
In the real world of competition, the players want to compete and they want to compete at the very highest level.
I think there are certain business matters which we must now conduct differently than we used to.
You had some unexpected help. You had help from God! Essentially, it became a handicap match! Me vs you and God!
When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy.
If anybody is gonna kill my creation, I'm gonna do it! ME... and the nWo.
I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin and got away with it! It was indeed a very special night for me.
Thou art relieved of thy duties!
I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.
As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.
I'm excited about it, thrilled with the success thus far.
You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.
I don't like to sleep. I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.
Pro wrestling is what my dad did.
The next time you drop my jacket, I'll drop you!
It's difficult to do that internally, because you're flying five, six hours.
